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Here's a few good things that I happen to like about Texas:

I'm not that irresponsible, I also smoke seeds.

Why can't everyone just dress up like a sexy hamburger and cool it with the headdresses and sombreros?

And that was no where around me and my friends, thank goodness. No, it was me and my buddy Jagermeister! Fuck yeah I will pound half a bottle of it before Ozzfest! Yes I will pass out and and then later get stuck in a mosh pit somehow, only to be rescued by skinheads. Good times.

I'm ruining the joke by explaining it, but here goes:

I don't know if I buy this. Our generation takes an absolute beating in public perception (something Meher acknowledges), but when it comes to actual arrogance, we don't have a patch on the Baby Boomers, who are so stuffed with self-importance that they can't shut up about their accomplishments (both real and