I’m pretty sure my ex-wife wrote this. This looks exactly like one of the rambling, incoherent emails she used to write me on a daily basis before the judge finally ordered her to stop.

I watched this video a number of times and it took a while to figure out what the hell he did. A quick search found me a nice example:

Sorry, dude. Looks like your Czech comment bounced.

That's the biggest Czech in New York since Zdeno Chara played for the Islanders.

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

Lol way to slip in your masters

The idiots on this website! He broke his jaw. His feet are fine.

Blacklisted? For simply taking advantage of a fucked up policy? Yet another reason why I fucking hate airlines.

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or get knocked out by Ronda Rousey in 5 seconds?

+1 manifest destiny

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Haha. Can’t believe they got London confused with Dorne. Idiots.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]