Blood Jort

I wrote a column in the school newspaper once that referred to our school’s water polo team as a “cult.” Well, the biggest dude in school played water polo, and at a party the night after that issue of the paper was published that dude used my face to put a face-shaped dent in the hood of a Thunderbird Turbo Coupe…

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named…

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

This won’t faze him at all. Kobe is a rare athlete who treats his teammates exactly the same way both on and off the court: he pretends they don’t exist.

the debate was had. you lost. by a score of roughly Sherman’s March to the Atlantic to nil. your flag commemorates hatred, treason, and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of americans in the name of preserving white supremacy. Dylann Roof waved it knowing that you and the entirety of South Carolina stood behind him…

Bukkhaki

L.L. Peen

Skeet and Pleats

Docker Brains Out

There is no khaki fetish porn.

I’m not sure you understand that what would be transcendent athleticism for a woman would not be the same as what it would be for a man. Women playing the same sports as men will never produce the same results. But the standards are not lower, they are different. I have found that fact terribly hard for most men to…

We had guinea pigs when we were growing up (as pets, never as meals). They were fucking disgusting and I have no idea how my mother put up with it. The best (though by no means only) story from our decade-long run as guinea pig owners occurred when we decided to let one of the males (Peanut Butter) bunk in with one of…

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

No, it’s real.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.