For safety's sake, could you clarify which three (3) states?

This would be considered news if Kenan Thompson or Bobby Moynihan didn't fart in a sketch.

I often refer to this string of albums as "that anti-Laurel Canyon trilogy."

Meh… he's OK, but I prefer those two hunks in the Sonic commercials.

Apparently, there is a thing called "Detroit-style" pizza, also. I know this because I had it in Maine.

New AoL material would be great, but I believe Eric Bachmann is currently recording a new Crooked Fingers album… not the same aesthetic as AoL, but Breaks in the Armor was a damn good record.

I think I've already seen this film… Thornton played a gentleman named Nedsie and Common sang Portugese folk songs.

Confirmed.

Everyone said that when the paramedics got there
They could still hear "Free Bird" playing on the stereo…