any time that I’ve been in traffic court, there are no cops present.  The clerk just dismisses the charges and hands you a bill for the pleasure of waiting in line all goddamn day.

It’s not the cop who’s litigating the ticket; he’s a witness. It’s the DA who shouldn’t get paid. Maybe they’d be less likely to prosecute in nuisance cases like this.

It does seem like a lot. But also I wish I had the money to do that sort of shit to get out of a ticket.

If someone had the money and time to do it, it should be done. That was a bullshit ticked and law enforcement and courts get away with this shit all the time. 

Those amazingly horrible grills on the new ones proved that already. How those got past the laugh at stage by management shows they are totally messed up. Out of my price range/interest anyway.

It could be worth it. How much is the subscription for a normal-sized BMW grill?