It’s a good mugshot, but it’s no Nolte.

I guess you could say that the streaming record "GOT LITT UP!" 

I knew about Oldboy because of the Cannes win. Since I’ve been a movie fan forever, when I watch a movie for the first time I can guess pretty well what the next scene is going to be. With Oldboy, it was one surprise after another. Whatever I thought the next scene was going to be, I was wrong---wonderfully,…

Jonah 1:4 says “Then the Lord launched a great dildo upon the dancers, and such a violent storm of bananas that Lizzo’s dance team threatened to break up.”

“Madonna holding the Polaroid taken by Andy Warhol of Keith Haring wearing a jacket with Michael Jackson’s face painted on it”

Was this an exhibit at last week’s UFO hearings? 

I have no doubt Kevin Spacey was 100% believable on the stand. I also have no doubt he is guilty as hell and he knows it.

make Sound Of Freedom the Uncle Tom’s Cabin of 21st-century slavery

He also regrets not changing his name

All planes land eventually ... one way or another.

Lolph Dundgren

I will see this, and I’ll probably like it well enough, but more than anything I’m so excited to stop hearing about this movie. Every subway ad, pop-up, news article, instagram meme, twitter joke, even conversation with coworkers, is about the goddamn Barbie movie. Can’t wait for some new topics!

I go to the movies a lot still but I don’t really get that excited for most of them; this one, I am excited for. Just... does it need to be almost 3 hours long? Some of us don’t have infinite bladder capacity.

Glad to see the streak continue. I’m not sure whom to thank more for the reinvigoration of this franchise. Is it J.J. Abrams for keeping the franchise alive with MI:3? Is it Brad Bird for taking the series to a new level and tone with Ghost Protocol? Is it McQuarrie for becoming Cruise’s muse? Is it Cruise himself for…

Yep, there’s definitely the religious allegory.

 Confusing? Not really. Hard to watch? Yeah.

It’s not that confusing. It (very literally at times) retells the story of the Torah and Christian Bible, from the arrival of the first humans to Cain and Abel to the great flood to the birth of Jesus and his sacrifice, ending with the destruction of the world and the return to the void. Javier Bardem is the God…

A new Gilbert book harms everyone.

Easier than that, even: Just go in and add a P to all the Russias. Now the book is set in Prussia.

Elizabeth Gilbert has elected not to release her upcoming novel “Is Cold, Drink”, a work of historical fiction following a group of isolated Russian fundamentalists in 1930s Siberia