I think I’m gonna puke

Moral of the story: you can get away with anything if you're even a moderately attractive woman

Jesus, you went to my local theater. Are those types of seats not available commonly?

I’m done pretending that things children do are any way impressive and that I should sarcastically demean myself. I could shit on that girl in gymnastics and steal her lunch. Stupid kid.

Why do we pretend that this music is actually being created and written by these people and not by a team of suits who know they can make money off a pretty face?