Why do you say “no way”? It’s distribution. She ran up the score in super blue states and lost them in swing ones that mattered, and whoopsy-daisy, we unfortunately award points based on artificial geographical districts rather than aggregate measures that would allow a cross-border alliances of classes and factions…

I heard the real reason was that he would take up two seats on Air Force One. That’s like four Ukrainian models.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

My hope is that Pence “steps down” for some unforeseen medical reason (e.g.: lots of $$$), Trump actually is a secret liberal plant and appoints a left-center VP, and then resigns like Nixon.

We will have Liz Warren, too. Hell, being in opposition allows for new party heroes to come up. Who would’ve thought in four years a guy with a Muslimy name would go from state senator to president?

White people born in countries with a majority non-white population are still, wait for it, white people.

These people just voted Donald fucking Trump to be president.

Yeah, no. Fuck them. I’ll give them the same fucking respect they gave to President Obama. Zero. This country is now the laughing stock of the world.