I know this guy, he daps like his life depends on it, everyone darker than a graham cracker is “my brother,” and he actually owns a Steve Harvey suit.

I’m in if it can also have Bluetooth for some reason.

Not just “some” white lady...THE white lady:

I call it the “Head Sock” you can use it to keep sweat out of your eyes while playing sports like Golf! Organic cotton weave and just $99.99! Act now!

She will invent kente cloth next.

Is it artisanal? Is it small batch?? IS IT GLUTEN-FREE????

Let’s assume that this was actually a problem for her, and that she didn’t figure out a way to finesse $100 from every Becky, Becki, Rebeckah and Bex on Earth that discredited an entire culture. Let’s say this was genuinely a problem and solution she came up with completely independently...

did she mention she has a black friend™ though?

Lawd Jaysus Take Me Instead: Performative Mourning Rituals in Black Female Elders

Mind Ya Damn Business: Exploring The Caucasian Need to Enter Black Spaces and Give Unsolicited, Unwanted Opinions

“I Don’t Need Swine, Black Women or Lotion”: The Concept of Hotepery and It’s Effect on the African American Male Psyche.

“Who Made The Potato Salad”: Examining Familial Bonds in African American Households Through the Lens of Kitchen Based Hiearchies.

I Got 5 On It: Community Resource Building Among Black Youth

Of course there’s always some asshole troll who just can’t stay away. There’s probably lots of dissertation material in that.

Everyone’s aware of what you’re trying to do here, and I’d like to remind you that not everyone has an office job that lets them sit at a desk and play spider solitaire for 8 hours.

These People On My Last Nerve: An Investigation Of The Neuralgic Degredation Of Minorities In Majority Spaces

MY NIGGA

That’s what I call a Happy Meal.

Like a fine wine, this video will get better with age. A year from now I’ll still smile when I re-watch this.

When popcorn just won’t do.