You have masturbated to the cartoon about horny children five more times since the last time we spoke, bringing the total to twenty times since you began logging the times you masturbate to the cartoon about horny children. Thank you for the alerts.
You. Yes, you.
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You have masturbated to the cartoon about horny children ten more times since the last time we spoke, bringing the total to fifteen times since you began logging the times you masturbate to the cartoon about horny children. Thank you for the alerts.
You masturbated to the cartoon about horny children five times in the span of less than two minutes. Thank you for the alerts.
Every time you masturbate while thinking about how much you like the cartoon about horny children, reply to one of my comments somewhere on the Kinja platform. Just so I know. I’m curious.
Look, I get it. You feel shame over your passionate interest in the cartoon about horny children. I’d probably feel the same way if I had even a mild interest in it! But there’s no need to feel that way posting from your anonymous and soon to be deleted account.
Look, I get it. Someone said something you don’t like about your favourite cartoon about horny children. That’s fair. I’m sure if I liked a cartoon about horny children as much as you do, I’d react the same way to criticism of that cartoon about horny children as you’ve reacted here to criticism of this cartoon about…
What?
Huh?
I’m referring to you constantly replying to my comments in a number of other threads with the same thing over and over. Reply to this comment if you’re going to keep doing that, necessitating the removal of your entire account. I’m serious about this.
Reply with “No surprise you’re too stupid to understand basic English.” if you want me to file a support ticket requesting your account be deleted, as I’ve successfully done many times with other people who decided to spend their time flooding my notifications.
Huh?
Two people together is not an intact trio.
What?
No, the core trio was indeed separated. We’ve been through this.
What’s the joke? Why is it funny to say “everything’s digital now” in this context?
No, I’m saying the separation in The Last Jedi was better than the one of The Empire Strikes Back.
Digital broadcasts are still done over the air. Like, that’s what a broadcast is.
I don’t get angry with them. They’re not even real people, so getting angry with people in Star Wars seems rather silly.
Huh?
Thus dividing the core trio, yes.