Yeah. When the moon’s in the sky and all you see are blue eyes, that’s a Moray!

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

“And you can just grab Pandora’s Box anyway. She’ll let you do it if you’re a star.” -- Donald Trump

I was heartened by how many of the responses encouraged him to go stand on the beach and test out his theory.

So the entire planet is getting tipsy. This explains a lot.

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

Alternate headline:

“Yeah. But how’s it taste?”
“Meh, it varies from person to person”

The Stonyness of the Long Distance Runner

My bad, dichead.

Hey, let’s not get carried away here. Don’t have unprotected sex w/ Koalas.

I clap applaud the efforts of conservationists.

Actually my surprise is that there is anything left to bomb in Aleppo.

They’re probably worried about drowning in their own piss and vomit on St. Patty’s day if there’s a wall around the place.

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

A quick Googling tells me yes.