Race. Car. Bed.

She can call Jennifer Aniston for tips about what it’s like to be pregnant with twins. For something like 25 years.

This would be more super cheap.

Shrimp and Sauerkraut pizza.

But I started thinking about other briny foods that could work as toppings…

This is like when my cat pees in anger because I won’t let him into my bedroom at 3am.

It depicts a white man strapped to a car riddled with bullet holes, and in the foreground, it shows two black women wielding guns.

You spelled Metta World Peace wrong. Understandable, mistake. FYI Ron Artest is also a valid answer.

Charlie’s Angels

Now I want a crossover where Kirby swallows Emperor Palpatine and gets a wrinkly face with grey hair and shoots lightning at everybody.

“Fire ice torpedoes!”

I have a weird suspicion that my husband created 100 burner accounts and posted every comment on this article. Especially yours . . .

Maybe this will be the start of my own video game news channel, where I spend 11 minutes talking about something that could be explained via text in 1.

submarines don’t have gear shift or clutch pedal. I don’t know if they get it better in later movies ;)

Gasoline is indeed incredibly dangerous.. when mixed with male models.

I’ve got two good rules that have served me well of late:

You mean FREE asbestos and broken glass?

I settled in to watch this second season and gasped with pleasure when the opening scene happened. In my negritude, I noted how many more black folk they wedged into the cotton-candy confection of a New York a la Billy Wilder or George Cukor. It makes me so happy.