YES! Thank you for this tidbit of centuries old gossip!

I think for a lot of outside observers some of these ‘too much mom’ things don’t come across as being too involved in their kid’s lives - and homeschooling is a great example here - it comes across as ‘I literally only trust myself and myself alone to do right by my child. Everyone else will screw them up and hold…

So we take the nascent cottage industry of breast milk buying in body building (Also I love the alliteration of that - Breast Milk Buying in Body Building) and blow it up big time. Amazon would be jealous of our logistical flow!

There are 45 year old men who would gladly pay for this experience.

I say let people breastfeed until the well runs dry.

People in Silicon Valley have weak spines.

FWIW A Camry or Corolla isn’t a bad choice of car though.

Isn’t developing your own pathfinding at the start of your trip half the fun of going to the grocery? Just me then?

It makes pinching and love pats easier too. :D

You aren’t putting your wife and kids first by trying to salvage your mother in law. As tough as this might be for you, just fucking drop her. It shouldn’t be hard given her lack of mobility. 

I get the need to care for someone who needs caring but couldn’t you just adopt an old person who is nice and genuine and caring from the old folks home? Give them weekly visits and pick their brain? Why this woman who has so salted the earth?

With this fatalistic attitude i expect more of the former than the latter.

Not everyone takes Reggie Jackson type swings.

All her previous at bats in the dating game have been strike outs so...

Joe “Drax the Destroyer” Flacco. Moving so slowly you can’t even see him.

For a moment consider that maybe Ariana has suspect taste. Just consider it.

I never miss car ownership.

Then she’ll have to make that choice. My money is not on that.

Thank god she woke up so she could literally leap into the arms of another loser, like she always does? What?

There’s no menacing to Youppi.