For a moment consider that maybe Ariana has suspect taste. Just consider it.

I never miss car ownership.

Then she’ll have to make that choice. My money is not on that.

Thank god she woke up so she could literally leap into the arms of another loser, like she always does? What?

There’s no menacing to Youppi.

It’s low hanging fruit that sustains the void in bitter non fat people’s lives though. Like don’t all us thins have something else going on that precludes cathartic ‘at least I’m not that worthless person’? No?

When you date 17 year olds like Jerry, of course women are going to seem less qualified, experienced, helpless.

This makes you seem more ignorant than Mulaney untalented.

Honeymoon return flight. In the course of the 3 month run up to the trip I get a notice from Delta that the Friday departing flight from Santorini (on Aegean Air) has been cancelled. No problemo I think, I’ll just rebook all legs of the return trip for Saturday. I spend the next 3 months confirming with everyone,…

On the other hand...to take that situation for granted for a year. I try not to hammer folks for a lack of vigilance but never trust the good will of a property owner.

Already has a bitching theme

Demo games are some of the most fun!

You’re not even trying

You can win with or without elite QB talent - the question is finding the right combo of players at the right time and then pairing them with a DC and OC that won’t play away from their strengths.

Dude, seriously, he looked grown in high school like that? Fuck.

Why put yourself in the vicinity of a group that could very well frame you for the crime you reported? Or shoot you, the caller reporting the crime?

Then they can start by eating their own when they do bad.

It’s not stale. Again, I can offer an alternative view that I don’t hold personally just to keep people on their toes. Why is it so hard for you to process something that is so easy for me and many other people?

But I do like rap. A lot of different styles and artists. I’m just giving an alternative way of looking at it.

He’s still no Del.