I can see the mushroom cinnamon rolls, just barely. And as a lark. But what a fucking waste of morels to merely dip them in chocolate. If you can be assed to cook with morels, like a simple brown butter and sage pasta don’t fucking waste them with CHOCOLATE.

Of course image first shitbirds would do this.

I’m a dude and I do this. There’s just more there to get at it but same process and locale.

No Justice.

It’s not bragging, it’s just a fact. You like facts, right?

Navel gazing shitheels like you should not go traipsing around unquestioned. Also at least I have the dignity to not invoke some tired old barb about living in a mom’s basement. While you spend your time sucking the shit out of Elon’s ass, I’m living mortgage free in a co-op unit in the heart of Seattle. Have fun…

Are you projecting your own anger about being a pitiful sycophant? Feels that way.

I’m sorry I missed a full throated support of a regulated economy because Elon’s dick was lodged in your throat. 

You would hate any attempt to change the game though...so go fuck yourself.

Do you also post about idiots who buy new cars instead of 2.5k diamonds in the rough only found through a guy who know a guy who knows a guy?

I feel like this is actually what we should be doing with our Boomer parents. Tie em up, forget about them, and life somehow gets better.

Air BnB to the rescue?

Bunch of angry electricians and plumbers ;)

FWIW, Lynch in his peak 2014 season caught passes just fine for a 9.9 yards per reception on 37 catches and 4 scores. I don’t think age caught up to him on that, rather Bevell shat the bed again. 

If you go this route, don’t put out a registry. That’s gauche as fuck. 

The line that just fucking kills me every time from Congo is “They’re smart. Too damn smart”. I don’t know why it bugs me so much but the line just rubs me wrong.

On the other hand, if there was a place where I would expect things to get shitty quick it’s these kinds of conventions. And I work for a DMO and see all kinds. 

And then Pryor’s goddamn noodle arm subverted it rising above even median value. 

Bonine. Use it.

This comes as no surprise. Although it seems that Lesbian Bed Death is a misnomer since it’s categorically similar to sexual disinterest among heterosexual women.