Andy Rooney in this milk ‘investigation’: “I like half-and-half on his shredded wheat.” Dear God.

You used the wrong screen cap.

You had me at “a John Lackey fastball over the left-center field fence.”

-1 garbage plate

I don’t think there should ever be a story about DRC without referencing his nickname, which might be the best in the entire sports universe: 

I always hated the Yankees... But Aaron Judge ruining Zach Hample’s day is making me rethink everything.

Irrational Exorbitance 

I absolutely loved Good Will Hunting’s reenactment of Pudge’s HR. Still can’t believe Rob Williams missed it to see about a girl. Really fun read here David. Incredible photos.

Why was he screaming Elephant Shoe

You were talking about his actual atrocious boner, right?

Nacho Liberal

Dale Hansen, an American Treasure.

Nice to see Sean Spicer land on his feet at ESPN.

HOLD MY GENNY CREAM ALE