I don’t know if it’s a directive from the editor, or just a case of colleagues adopting each other’s literary styles, but the constant “dunked his soul to hell” and “smacked the ball to the goddamned moon” shit is fucking exhausting and not remotely funny anymore.

Clutch is making free throws in the last 2 to 3 minutes of a game (especially in the last minute if the games’s within a couple points). If you are more than a basic fan, than you obviously understand the importance of each point, and therefore give credit to people who are able to make good on every opportunity.

LeBron…

This is the correct take. I know it’s popular to hate on Tebow around here, but the dude is one of the all-time great college football players, and such an athlete that he was able to take a decade off from a sport he played as an amateur and still be good enough to pick it back up and actually look like he belongs…

“We’re not as good of a team as them, so lets start our worse players to make ourselves even less good than they are, and see if that works”

One fan couldn’t have put the feeling in the city better: “Woooo, baby! We’re going to the ... yes we are!”

It was as if there was no 2003, when a woman said that Bryant had raped her in his Colorado hotel room.

Do we have a term for a jointly approved public statement as part of a settlement of civil litigation?

He believed it was consensual. She did not. This type of statement is negotiated by attorneys in a settlement. It is not an admission of rape.

“White Libertarian College Stoner”

Meh, atheism is pretty much a religion anyway

What if the person with the gun is maybe going to shoot a civilian? Should the police wait until the shooter shoots in that case? Or what if the shooter might shoot at a cop but if he or she misses then the bullet could hit a school or a home located behind the police officers? What if the bullet might hit a car…

BULLSHIT. now go look at the rest of the columbia fireflies stats and try again. only a few other players with comparable games/ABs have higher averages than he does. the rest of the team are at abysmal, sub .200 averages. yeah. some younger guy who can hit .176 with the rest of them will really help the organization…

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

What? So...ban steals, rebounds, and blocked shots? TOO MUCH DEFENSE.

They’re not being penalized, they’re being rewarded! That mf’er has every chance to walk up and shoot two unguarded shots to help his team score. That he fails more often than not at this is NOT the opponent’s fault.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. Why does EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE on this site have to have an immediate comment about politics? Does your type have no off switch? Do you look at every single event in your life through the lens of the current president and whatever they are proposing that day? Holy shit.

He did more than that. He never called her a name to your face. He never reacted when she slapped the back of his seat or his car in general. He never reacted when she threatened his livelihood or fraudulent legal action. He is not a saint, but examining him harshly just on non-physical interaction takes away from his…

That is indeed the problem. The people the democrats need to win won’t stay where they are needed to win. They go to the coasts where their votes won’t count one iota.Democrats need to do something to stem that flight to the coast or America is Republican forever (and being on the coasts in Liberal states won’t save…

“but I found myself wishing both Williams and DeGeneres had called Burrell’s actions out a little more explicitly.”

We don’t though! Sex is what is listed in your birth certificate. Her condition is “intersex” not “intergender.”