Congrats on your big accomplishment in life and your huge contribution to the well being of your fellow whiny ass Root friend/strangers you’ll never meet and wouldn’t give a dollar to if they begged you on the street. Your tombstone will be chock full of your life’s work, I’m sure. 

And there it is. 

Suspects are black so.......around 9 comments.

Welcome to the home of it, this website.

It was Madden. The ambulance used to run over all the players getting on and off the field.

“Admittedly”, “to be fair”, sweet another day another Root article with a misleading title crafted to stir the anger of the black folks and a hidden gem of the subject doing something dirty like dressing as a chola. And you’re going in on other races of POC now? Damn you’re u fuckers are petty round here!

So get her one. Typical, people like you always outraged and then in the same breath expecting someone ELSE to do the actual work to improve the situation you’re victimizing yourself about.

Every single story on here has a misleading title, and always contains some “to be fair,” information tucked away in the actual article that throws everything the headline seeks to invoke, into question. Those are kind of cheap tactics, I think better journalism would help the overall integrity of the site. 

I have all the Aqua Teens on dvd. Sealant was dope too. Metalocalypse too me awhile to get into but it’s also entertaining. And I don’t know what a boot camp challenge is, I was Army we had basic training and AIT. Now I think they call AIT something different. You might be able to (aka probably would) run the course…

I stopped watching South Park when I ran out of time due to being OLD AS FUCK. I have a feeling you’re a 20 something and still about some Aqua Teen era stuff. I grew up in the Beavis/Butthead era (mid teen years) and shit like that. So yeah i don’t really memorize every South Park episode, but there’s probably a…

You lost me at South Park. You get all your material from South Park? Is that what’s happening here? I’m getting bored over here you’re not as fun as you were earlier, can you go back to that? And you might know my niece, what’s your name? Do you have a Facebook? Any way i can get some more information to see if maybe…

Gluten makes dicks fall off? Shouldn’t that be front page news everywhere? Some dreadlocked vape shop clerks are gonna want to hear about this......

Holy shit that was some high school level shit.  That really was a hodge-podge of forgettable low hanging fruit type shit my niece would probably come at someone with. And you’re the Alpha? What the blue fuck is the standard around here? Start over, Marsha.

Are you a real Major? I’d salute you but I’m pretty sure you’re stealing some officers valor, matter of fact I’ll salute you just for that. Officers for the most part are the worst.

2-Panther, I’m glad you read up on us. Actually I was in Panama. Too young for Nam. Were you in Nam? You said you were a woman so I’m guessing not. My unit didn’t allow women as we were an Airborne Infantry unit. From what I hear though they’ve starting allowing women to go 11 series, which I’m all for as long as they…

1. You’re so easily triggered it’s one of the many reasons I just love this site. You’re completely adorable.

I call it Wakandria because it’s as real a place as Wakanda, I also call Canada Canadia, it’s just a thing, I’m sorry that your stiff ass can’t decipher sarcasm. You fit in well here with the rest of the whiny broads.

Still trying to figure out where I said I played football, I was over here wondering why these comments were confusing, did I say i played football or something? 

H-Minus.

OUCH! MY - oh wait I don’t care.