“...and then I shot that gross girl before she could get her cooties on Jon. Right, Jon? Jon?”

Nah... I’m morally superior because I care about how my actions affect the comfort of others.

You shouldn’t recline your seat regardless.

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

Unfortunately the video has already been leaked by the BBC:

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

This extremely intelligent person would like me to know that I should have referred to Mario Hezonja, noted Croatian, as “Hispanic.”

Did everyone else also look away, or are they all in on the prank?

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

He was the frontrunner to win the Oscar but then he released Norbit and Hollywood said, “No, you can’t win an Oscar AND make Norbit. We won’t allow it.”

Ah to his friends. To you, it’s Mr. Abdirzak.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Full-time MMA fighter and part-time racist Conor McGregor

If you can't look at that video and see how ridiculous that is, I kinda feel sorry for you

Oh, hey. It’s Friday and Ley posted and...

civil war is an ugly gray mess. christ i hated that movie.

No one want to call out that fraud Stephen A Smith... again?

The law of the game speaks to intent, and whether a shot is on target or not certainly plays into intent. A player would have no reason to intentionally handball a ball that is way off the mark. A player would have every reason in the world in intentionally handball a ball that is going into an open net. Intent…

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode.