[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Super Bowl XOXO

I don’t understand the constant crap heaped on the Lakers you guys. Ingram’s numbers have all improved every year. Kuz has emerged as the teams number 2 and Lonzo is in his second year and hasn’t showed enough to be a lost cause.

Bullshit. Are you fucking soft in head? The celtics fucked IT and he didn’t get paid, and he carried the fuck out of them. AD gave the pels 6 amazing years while they did fuck all to help him. He also gave them a heads up so they can trade him instead of walking with nothing.

I also am a fan of your comments, but I feel that creating a burner to commend yourself was unnecessary.

Was the Asian kid you?

Hey Kevin. We realize you left a great team with an elite PG to play with an even better PG on an even better team. Now that you’ve gotten all that success out of your system, can we interest you in some Emmanuel Mudiay pick and rolls?

I’m withholding judgment until we hear from representatives of the enormous contingent of dewey-eyed, idealistic insurance-defense attorneys.

How dare he carry things conveniently upon his back. 

Cmon Channing wasn’t THAT b... oh Fyre. Never mind. 

Virginia and I are two different people.

Other than Adam Driver, which ones did you feel were fundamentally good? Because other than him and that one other dude who I think was their tech guy, I didn’t get that vibe from any of them. And even Adam Driver was reticent throughout most of the movie.

We must have watched a totally different movie - I did not feel like Black Kkklansman portrayed those other cops as having good vibes towards black civil rights activists at all. 

Me, in the actual article above this comment: “I’m a Wizards fan.”

This is extremely shortsighted. What if they switch sports and are playing the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series?