Being dumb and winning a game aren’t mutually exclusive things.

When did you stop drinking?

Thank God for Mary Beth Williams. It’s about time someone took all those cancer survivors down a notch. I’m with her!

Seriously?!? Why would she show up to a game in a jersey if she didn’t want some action?

Messi has 5. This would give Ronaldo 4. If you’re going to be a baby about athletes that don’t give a flying fuck about you at least be correct.

Luke warm take but I dislike almost everything about the countdown team. Chauncey Billups does nothing for me, I don’t enjoy watching Jalen Rose grin his way through every response and Sage Steele is constantly cutting people off. Doug Collins is the only thing semi decent about the crew. It’s such a night and day…

Who are you suggesting went down easily? The guy who received the 2 footed flying tackle to the knee or the guy who was being grabbed by the throat and pushed over an advertisement board? It’s hard to tell

He traveled

Weird to have a 40 year old virgin be the voice of what is cool and hip

I believe they also got Caron Butler, who they traded for Kwame Brown, who they traded for Pau Gasol. Think it worked out ok for both sides

My favorite memory I like to remind people of to explain just how shitty the early 2000s was is the “classic” Spurs/Lakers .4 game ended with a score of 74-73.

Brothers is the new Joey Crawford. Very punchable faces on both those guys

Randle is 21. NOT UNDEFEATED NO MORE!!

Fully agree. I hate the take “well Obama didn’t produce what he promised” as if the GOP was a passive bystander. They blocked him every step of the way. Just look at their refusal to accept his nomination for a 9th supreme court justice for an entire year. And we just let them take control for the next 2 years. Now…

Great call on Pennsylvania

Yeah he’s saying the MLS is more interested in financial competition with other leagues then on the field competition with better players. Seems pretty simple. In fact, you pointing out that the NASL and USL aren’t as popular or financially as successful as the MLS even though the MLS continues to operate with B and C…

If every deadspin staffer was given an HBO show tomorrow who’s the first to get their show cancelled?

538 updates according to current records so that 3-0 start against 3 of the 4 worst teams in the league skews the numbers but I appreciate the tip

There’s no way this team wins 35-40 games without Westbrook. They’ll be fortunate to win 40 WITH him. They struggled to beat the Sixers, Suns and Lakers so far this year. Not exactly a murderous row to start the season.

For what it’s worth the 82-0 Lakers are still in play. That’s pretty on par for a team that doesn’t exist!!