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That was my reaction too. I checked IMDB and Samantha Bee was in Whatever Works (which I had never heard of, but is apparently a Woody Allen movie from 2009). :( :( :( :(

I, too would like to see “mouth-breather” go away as an insult. I have asthma and a deviated septum. I also have about a gazillion allergies, so sinus infections are frequent despite all the crap I do to prevent them. I try to breathe through my nose as much as I can, but it’s hard to get enough air. You don’t need to

Oh FML, Samantha Bee worked with Woody Allen?!? Shit I wish I hadn't rad that.

Agreed. KStew’s not what anyone would call a people-pleaser. I suspect a lot of her I-don’t-give-a-fuck ‘tude is also, partially, a system of defense against the tsunami of attention focused on her since Twilight.

Why did the whole town use your toilets? I am having a panic attack just imagining all my neighbours using them. Ahhhhhhhh

...she’s also never released a statement regarding her bisexuality....

This is so huge. Hollywood is still incredibly closeted, and the women who do come out are overwhelmingly not on the A list. If they are on the A list, they wait until their careers are largely over to come out (cough cough, Jodie Foster). Even when you have women who come out, there’s a lot of “I’m bi (but you will

nah, i’m the opposite. when a actor decides to work with allen, they totally ruin my perception of ‘em and they’re no longer palatable.

I can’t speak for everyone by any means, but it can take the form of breaking up over some specific issue, realizing you still want to be with that person and the issue wasn’t that bad, getting back together and realizing the issue is still there, breaking up again, realizing you still want to be with the other person

If I had to look that put-together and wear that much makeup all the time, I would totally consider it the hardest job I’ve ever had. And think I deserved to be a millionaire for my effort.

Fucking. The fucking is enjoyable and the make-up sex more so.

Can someone explain the breaking up and getting back together multiple times thing?

I can sometimes understand doing it once, because of crazy circumstances, or because breaking up is what makes you realize how much you want to be with them. But once you’ve split up, got back together, and split up again, how does

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU WORKED WITH WOODY ALLEN, KSTEW.

I dunno, I always thought her and Pattinson’s (sp?) relationship was one of those Hollywood “contract” gigs. Once the franchise ended, so did the contract.

Jlaw got paid 5 million to wear Dior for a bunch of years. I bet 9 people have been fired from Dior since / so many other companies. This doesn’t warrant any attention. An HVAC company in the US is firing thousands to move to Mexico and I bet they are hurting a lot more.

Well...this isn’t really any different from a brand paying a celebrity to appear in an ad campaign. It’s just a different platform, because ads in editorial and banner ads on websites don’t actually provide much traction nowadays. TBH, I had no idea who Revolve was until they did this last year and suddenly my

Right. Because every mother’s son hasn’t been told that for 200+ years. They may have forgotten?

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.