There’s something kind of amusing about the fact that you’ve read a copy of Bear Attacks to the point that it would be dog-eared.

I just think of how aggressive the ducks in the park got after years of people throwing bread to them and then I magnify that by bear.

Best response in a long while:

This is awesome. It must have been so fun to talk to Gordon! I think it’s amazing that she didn’t know that Mary Shelley was Mary Wollstonecraft’s daughter but then got so interested in it that she wrote a book. I have always found both Wollstonecraft and Shelley to be interesting figures, and for Shelley to have…

I actually like Kit as Jon Snow. But he definitely has a case of “who farted?” resting face.

There are 2 things in this photo that I’m in love with. Neither are George Clooney.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

Can I just say... it’s like 2 weeks later, and I’m still shocked that it’s InTouch carrying the journalistic water here. But good for them, for real. I know it’s kind of backhanded to say it that way, but I don’t know how to give them a compliment for the truly great work they’re doing here without it sounding…

I want to marry you so hard right now.

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

Without coming across as super creepy, but I love you.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

I’m trying to not think of how gross I find this family and all their bullshit, so I’ve instead decided to focus on who’s hair is worse - Dim Bulb or Michelle-Shocked

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

It’s always THOSE people! I would love to see how rich his fucking spirit would be while working an $8.75 an hour job and trying to keep life and limb together while paying for designer duds from some rap star/media mogul type.