But there’s an out lesbian and a transgender woman right in front, soooo...

And there’s the words:

That video gave me a Contempo Casuals vibe.

I’ve always felt that stand up comedians are some of the most insecure, self-centered, fucked up and desperate people. They’re only funny on stage. As soon as no one is clapping, the comedy curdles and reveals the essential grossness of their personalities. Stories that are funny under the lights spring from a dark…

The sad-sacky routine, although endearing, kind of strikes me as full of shit.

I love that this is a dirt bag full of gross people being called out for their bullshit. I really hope Kirkman doesn’t face the kind of backlash she fears. And I really, really hope that it was March herself who arranged the banner. She’s such a badass and a strong proponent of reproductive rights.

Can you even imagine how horrific it would be to bone Bobby Flay? Just think about it.

My grandma (man, I miss her) got on this kick where everything she wanted/bought/had was this color. She kept saying “it just reminds me of something”. Then she takes me to the hospital for a minor surgery. We are in recovery and they bring in a little pitcher of water (in that lovely pink) and Grandma goes “this is…

Gilmore Girls not True Blood.

According to God (Google), Tyler the Creator is worth about $4 mil. He could fund the music program in a school or two just fine. Stop talking about it and DO IT.

She and Khloe call each other/themselves KiKi and KoKo or Keeks and Kokes. Yes, I know it from watching the show and yes, I’m aware that possession of this knowledge reflects poorly on me.

Jewel. Sweetie. Remiss. Not exactly right.

I can’t tell if they’re all boring af or if it’s just the cranky? Someone told me today that the cranky was coming from Mercury being in retrograde. I stabbed her with a thermometer.

The only people who could possibly think this entire season has been a stall are people who haven’t read the books. A great deal that’s happening this season is condensation of plot points and, in some cases, jumping forward in time. Stalling? Nah, they’re actually getting to the good stuff faster on the show.

Show of hands if you’re pissed that the badass Wildling lady caved because of womanly feelings for teh babies. Fucking seriously.

Giant giant giant!!! GIANT GUYS A GIANT

if there’s one thing i’ve learned in watching game of thrones, if you tell your loved ones “i’ll be right back,” your ass is going to die, RIP, random wildling lady.

yeah, as i said in the post:

Meek Mill sounds like a sleepy English town.