Well he’s white and despite being shite people keeping calling him ‘talented’, so he’s basically Eminem. And white boys the world over are desperate for moar rappers so they can go back to ignoring black people. I expect this shitstain to be super popular. And for people to come up with 1001 excuses for why he’s…

Can a Torontonian with some time and knowledge fill in a few readers on why this is especially heinous, now and in this city, in terms of rape culture? The ongoing trial of Jian Ghomeshi for assaulting women across Toronto? Maybe a list of missing and murdered aboriginal women that’s being ignored by the government?…

In the interest of fairness, there is a part in the music video, between stabbing her in the back of the truck and dumping the body in the lake, where Mr. Bronson takes a break from stroking and sniffing his many firearms, looks in the mirror and sheds a tear. He is contrite. Let’s give the fellow a break.

At this point I’ve no choice but hate Christopher Nolan with all my strenght. Because, no matter how good he’s, it’s at least partially his fault that every idiot in Hollywood now believes that desaturization of colors is the secret to a good movie. I believe it will take several more masterpieces like George Miller’s…

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

It’s the tone; they should have stopped with the director’s quote that “we hear you.” Adding “most are just plain fun!” sounds juvenile, condescending and dumb as hell.

Modcloth is probably frantically copying this one as we speak

Ah, the woman who hates homosexuals and hates America and is incredibly popular on here for some reason I’ve yet to figure out.

Ugh, people who still ask “what does ‘on fleek’ mean?” We get it, you’re so cool because you’re uncool, and also apparently unable to use google.

RiFF RAFF WiTH HiS CONSTANT DEDiCATiON TO THE LOWER CASE i’S iS iNSPiRATiONAL.
Seriously, because I had to re-do this post more than once to get it right.

I SWEAR WE ARENT ALL LIKE THAT.

If nothing else, this bit gave us an amazing gif of Bill Nye saying “That just makes no fucking sense.”

It’s a solid idea, right? And look at this sartorial genius, living the dream*:

I know this might bring up comments, but I’m going to post anyway. Why is it that some white women (#notallwhitewomen) wholeheartedly believe that being as thin as possible is the ONLY way to be? I’m black and in our culture, curves are celebrated (and yes, health issues are real when people abuse food and end up with…

SAD: The fine print reads: “You should probably just kill yourself.”

Hail to the guardians of the watchtower of the East!

It’s a sign of progress (it only took 2500 years for it to occur in limited spots on Earth with a small subset of the population!) that what was once extremely commonplace manages to shock.

I believe in Bloody Mary. I believe in Bloody Mary. I believe in Bloody Mary. But at brunch I prefer Bloody Maria

I tried to contact Bloody Mary in a bathroom mirror but I just got a busy signal wtf