Did the lifeguard have a blue or green tinge? Did he leave footprints behind in the sand? Did your boyfriend look away, only to look back and the lifeguard is no longer there? Did his voice sound at all like the noise you hear when you put a conch shell up to your ear?

"The ocean is hungry."

My mom is a travel agent, so when my sister wanted to book a cruise for her honeymoon, she got our mom to book it so they could get the best deal possible during spring break (money was tight as my sister was going back to school).

I already posted my own, but I have to give a shout-out to my best friend's horror story, in which they rented a huge gorgeous lodge outside of Seattle and had a lovely time, but then got home and found out the asshole landlord was keeping their $2,000 security deposit and blaming them for imaginary damage that they…

I'm phobic about flying, the claustrophobia from being sealed/ strapped in. We got there HOURS early to check our bags and avoid any worries. At check-in, coincidentally the girl had been at our school (husband was my hs bf) and wanted to make our honeymoon "extra special".

Oh boy. Here we go.

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

Idris Elba would like to have a word with these women.

Because white supremacy is part of American culture. The concept in pervasive and inescapable. And, even if you're aware of that, you're still not immune.

Right? People are people. If you’re cute/look like you might kill somebody, I’m into that.

Hey, Millennials may only be 1-3% less racist, but we’re 87% more likely to pat ourselves on the back about it!

I don’t see how anyone can say this about POCs and not be racist. Like, hot is hot. I don’t think there’s a single race out there where I was like, naw, all billion of you are just not good sorry.

There must be some racists in the atmosphere.

Man, I loved Bring It On in middle school. I think I saw it 20 times in theaters. That said, I’m a little bit afraid to watch it again as an adult bc I have a sneaking suspicion that it falls under the “white savior saves the angry black people” category. Side note: who the fuck names their child Torrance?

God thank you!

Yes, ditching birth control can be great and all, but all these women are now back on condoms as their only method of prevention, which is neither infallible (nor fun).

That's brilliant. These hoes have taken scheming to a whole new level.

LUCY YOU GOT SOME SPOOKIN’ TO DO!

“Blessed are the meek, because they don’t post self righteous kinja replies to people who may or may not observe their particular brand of religion.” - Jesus