Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

Ugh, mine too! She's the best/worst. It's like super casual trolling.

Judyj, you are my favorite concern troll/gimmick poster.

I really don’t think I can get through my day anymore without judyj’s opinion and husband references.

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Mrs. Obama are you on Jez again?

Good for you. We’re all proud.

NO. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE.

I meant “the state” as in “the prosecution,” because I knew if I said “the Crown” that would be confusing for U.S. readers. But yeah, trying to “translate” the terms leads to stupid inaccuracies so maybe I should just stick with saying “the prosecution.”

I guess “rough sex” is the “stand your ground” for sexual-related deaths.

... and SVU's trademark corny, cringingly ham-handed and caricatured version of real events.

"Go to church."

Ummmm....you know Lyme disease is real, right? There’s this really cool place you can go called a medical clinic (it’s super fun! they have needles!) and they can test for *gasp* BACTERIA and prove the existence of a well known disease! Come to my town for a week. Watch the people limping down the sidewalk because…

No.

It’s the freakin weekend....BABY IMMA BOUT TO HAVE ME SOME FUN!

Mama rollin’ that body...