This gif makes no sense.

I refuse to believe that.

This is truly outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous.

New season on Netflix in 2 days! :)

Main takeaway: I miss The Fall.

As a lawyer, for me the best thing to come out of Serial is getting rid of all the fucking damage shows like CSI have done for the common perception of the justice system. There is not semen on everything. There is not DNA in most cases. There is not some little piece of algae that proves a defendant had mojitos with…

Or we're all people who want our judicial system to work correctly. There was zero physical evidence, no DNA testing and the star witness changed his story multiple times and admits to perjuring himself. But assuming all the ladies on a feminist-leaning website are sexist makes WAY more sense!

Boats and international waters. Where there's a will, there's a creative, powerful way. Pirate radio in the 60s, abortion now.

It seems pretty obvious to me that Adnan did it. The cell phone evidence place Adnan in Leakin Park. Jay's statements, despite their inconsistencies, corroborate this.

I knew a guy who was a lot like Jeremy Renner. Made tons of inappropriate jokes and was always desperately asserting his heterosexuality. He is happily living with his husband in Phoenix now.

It makes me sad that the first non stage name that comes up on this list is "Paris Hilton" and that she is considered a Model.

A Model for how not to live your life maybe! (sorry.... I am just in a bad mood about Ted Cruz holding NASAs budget...)

Um, I kind of see where you're coming from but I see her performance last night as an extension of her her 30 Rock Kim Jun Il/Sun character.

She was making fun of an evil dictatorship that has put the North Korean people, her people, through unimaginable pain and suffering. And do you know why she played it like that? Because SHE CAN. Because she's here. Anyone over there who pisses off the government is sent to camps and sentenced to years of forced…

Considering how much she clearly hated her current home, this seems fitting.

I can spell "quesadilla" properly right up until I pass out.

I slipped on some ice on the sidewalk today. Thanks a lot, Rupert.

I love it. The cheese stands alone.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I have a theory about Rosamund Pike's dress. She may be breastfeeding, and maybe the kid got the boob right before she left. So, she had to have loose straps to accommodate for later. When I was breastfeeding my kids, I swear if I went four hours, I would gain like 2 cup sizes. It was the best/worst thing ever.

AMAL CLOONEY IS WEARING EVENING GLOVES THAT SHE TOOK OUT OF HER OWN CLOSET. SHE IS SO AMAZING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.