Zzzz...

Seriously why are we paying attention to this girl? You realize it's this kind of attention that makes her a thing, right? You're better than this, Jez.

I love watching the Graham Norton Show. So much more entertaining than the American chat shows. I feel as though the American celebs let their guard down and show a little bit of their realness. Could be the booze, but who knows!

Fuck "dinner guest," I want her to live with me.

Well yes, Fox is always right...

Hey, Trouble just has a way of finding him.....

But Trayvon Martin is a thug and George Zimmerman is a good, law abiding citizen who exercises his second amendment rights responsibly.

SO SHINY

I think it's what the crabs use to escape!

Happy trail? That's a new one, I've only ever heard it called a crab ladder before now.

I wasn't trying to be dismissive of any bi/queer love here. Totally understand and appreciate.

I see Desire from Sandman (huge compliment for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about.)

Straight guy here. This is my response:

My wife and I are trying to have a baby. I'll be carrying the little gremlin (we're lesbians YAY) and she is planning on breastfeeding (with me). There are some hippie herbs you can take to make the boob juice happen, apparently. Anyway, she tells me the other night that not only does she think I should eat the…

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

Of course, after watching this peaceful farewell to the human race, you will be torn apart by zombies piece by piece. Sucks, brah.

Reverse tan lines?

This is unrelated but in Meryl Streep's blurb she says, "The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I'm not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."

but we don't bat an eye at Ben Roethlisberger