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youshallknowmydogbythetrailofturds

Exactly what you’d expect from Steve Rogers. When Captain America steals a car, he returns it when he’s done. I bet no one even put their feet on the dash.

That was a federal agent that took the car, lol. A thief would have just ditched the car two states over if they stole it from an airport parking lot.

More than likely whoever took it found out they couldn’t sell it and decided to just put it back to get rid of it. Apparently not a pro, and probably someone who also works at the airport.

I 100% agree with this sentiment but... it’s sooo cute!  and if I were retired and lived in one of those golf-cart communities I would totally buy this and terrorize the other retirees 

The only way I’ve ever “repaired” worn-out gas struts:

Jekel/Hyde

You have reached Cuban mechanic nirvana.

I love the little Pao. I knew nothing about them until you bought one. If I could fit into one happily I would gladly make one my own. Your mechanical adventure reminds me a bit of my experience with the rubber gasket that is supposed to keep rain out of the ceiling of my Kia Borrego. The #$^&*@ thing refused to snap

So Chinese or Indian for lunch?

I found this one today merry Christmas 

Merry Christmas Jalopnik.

I ended up falling, grabbing the driver’s door post as I fell and being dragged along down the hill.

Good advice. You know, I believe the same wise man also said, “It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.”

That street needed a centre line anyway

Well...that went off without a hitch.

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

Silly story, I went to an auction, many years ago, to bid on an ex RAF LandRover, left with a Citroen H, all well and in fine fettle. I live in the hilly bit of the Pennines, who knew that some early H vans came with a 425cc engine? Brilliantly, a friend who ran outdoor adventure courses for damaged kids had a place

Nazi punks fuck of.