I’m not familiar with VW’s more recent architecture, or its interchangeability with the old school stuff, but it seems there must be a six speed in the family to solve the highway grind issue.

I’m reading the “The Books Of Mortals” series, and Saric would totally drive this.

What happens when it hits a cow?

Renault Avantime, now with more Butt-Chap doors.

You’re right about Louise. Tina deadpan only works if we can see their butts.

If I’m driving it, I don’t have to look at it. Give me three across seating and a sex toy in the cupholder for a shifter anyday!

I read that in Bob Belcher’s voice.

“Oh Myyyyy!” - George Takei

What is Oliver Platt doing in the Chevy ad?

Steempy, you eeediot!

Funny you mentioned the crank lights, I lived in a subdivision called Power Outage Gardens for two years and used the hell out of one of those things. I know from resistance, believe me! I have the repetitive motion injuries to prove it. I was thinking about just that as I was falling asleep. Still it would be…

Why am I reminded of the Dr. Seuss story about the Sneetches? Everyone had cars, then some people started driving trucks, then all the cars had to look like trucks,  then to stand out from the trucks some of the trucks had to look like cars, so I guess now that no one builds cars everyone has to start building cars.…

He has combed his part into a kind of Grand Canyon of baldness!

To expand on my thoughts here, it reminds me of when I was a truck driver, and people would encounter problems using inverters to power televisions etc. Most electronics are low voltage DC these days, and they have transformers to adapt to the AC current pretty much everywhere. using an inverter is just adding a…

Inductive charging has issues, yes, but I think we’re missing something. We’re making this way too complicated. A generator makes electricity by passing magnets over coils of wire, right? Why not plant magnets in the road, and coils of wire on the bottom of the car? The car is already providing the motion, which is…

Keyboard, Bitch!

So very many things wrong there. The guys waiting for the girl (who seems to have teleported in from the early eighties) and her dog (bad Photoshop before bad Photoshop was cool) to leave so they can feel each others pants fabric in their car. What is going on in front of the Ferris Wheel, it looks like another ride…

Yeah everyone here hates/can’t understand the metric system. Except when drugs are involved, then they’re all experts.

All I see is Tears For Fears

Now I want a Mercedes Printer.