Are you by any chance drunk?

No, the problem is that it’s not fake news. Dealerships taking cars out for joyrides is far too common. Does the dealership really need to “simulate a short trip” for an oil change? Of course not, or Jiffy Lube and 30 Minute Oil wouldn’t work.

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

Why don’t you take you Duning-Kruger ass over to Google and research it?

Literally right here in the comment section, some wanker is arguing that she should be arrested for assault.

I cant star this enough. People tend to leave me alone when I dont put down my nachos and stand up for the anthem (and I live in St. Louis!) but this shit pisses me off. Am a Navy brat, grandson to two amazing WWII vets (Airforce and Navy), nephew to an Army uncle. They gave fuckall about this shit.

1. It’s jingoistic bullshit, conflating religion, aka god, with a decidedly non-religious thing (the US government is not religious, regardless of what Rush Limbaugh tells you).  The US is not “guided” by god.

Anyway, “God Bless America” sucks in general and should be replaced with a better song.

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.  

So you extorted stolen property from thieves by pretending to be a good samaritan and then presented the stolen counterfeit goods you extorted as genuine and as a gift to a close relative.

“Preying on poor people” is an oft used and accurate description of various scams.

Or flown Confederate flags. The Venn diagram of flag humpers and people who love to fly the flag of traitors has a weirdly large overlap.

These fucking assgoblins left players in hospitals in away cities, had their belongings piled in hotel lobbies because they wouldn’t pay the bills and haven’t released these guys from their contracts so they can pursue other opportunities?

“but here he is walking off the field, showing remorse.”

I’m sure the commentary on this would be the exact same if it were a black NBA player who was found to have $20,000, expensive jewelry, and five guns stolen from his home.

There is no way they are truly independent contractors under the law.  Being called one or even signing a document stating you are one doesn’t make it so. 

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

You’re a real piece of shit

you must be a genuine barrel of laffs

i thought he strapped it to his dick