I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

Do you just post some form of this whataboutism as a response to everything about sexual assault? 

You should let FIFA know so they can update their rule book. Sorry...so they can update the “Laws of the Game.” Don’t want to come across as a stupid American who doesn’t know proper terminology.

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

What you dismiss as technicality are civil liberties and the law.

I’m not so sure that’s a vagina.

28 comments and not a single Clark the Cub picture?

How exactly is it now news, though?  He is a public figure.  Literally everyone is reporting on this story, not just Deadspin.  

I wonder how long a non-NFL-playing African American man would survive after pacing a hotel lobby threatening to shoot someone. 

You’re so fucking stupid, dude. Consider suicide.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

No Yankee fans were injured when they got on top of the train, primarily because they’re already dead inside.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

I think you mean “as a steelers fan, I wish my QB didn’t do such Scumbag things”.

My dude, I’ve never typed either “douche nozzle” or “douche canoe” even once in my life before this very comment. I’m glad you like the sausage and peppers recipe, though!

“that’ll never happen” - everyone, a little less than two years ago

Lemon Party is more apt for Trump