Was ESPN really saying a stadium built seven years ago, and then taken over by a perpetual midtable team, is “historic”?

my late father was from Mexico

Word is the ASG festivities in Cleveland will include a scoreboard tribute to famous Greater Clevelanders personalities like Drew Carey, Bone Thugs, and Ariel Castro.

There are too many fetishes here to unpack

I mean if I were a black man in Oakland I wouldn’t want to reach into my pocket to show something to a cop either. Good way to die in a hail of bullets

What agency is that cop with, the San Marino Guard of the Council? That outfit looks like something from New Jack City.

I mean if a state that borders fucking Kansas can be in the Pac 12 then yeah, AZ can count as the West Coast I guess.

As a Northeast Ohio native I feel no affinity to the “Northeast.” There needs to be a Great Lakes region in here which includes anything in Ohio north of the latitude of Mansfield. But not Pennsylvania, even though Erie exists.

Update #2:  no

Was that all Mother’s Day gear in the screengrab, or was it taken from a late-1970s color TV where you could mess with the hue and saturation levels to make everything fluorescent?

I’d bet it was actually the guy in the Eagles hat

I still can’t hear Tom Petty’s “American Girl” without thinking of Senator Martin’s daughter driving into the parking lot.

The correct list is:

1. Defender
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He’s also the guy who yells at you demanding you stand up for GBA in the 7th inning stretch.

21 Savage has entered the chat

Come for the commentary on big-market sports and late-night texting courtesy, stay for the synopsis of the death throes of the 19th-century European aristocracy.

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It’s not criminal intent that makes the difference, it’s the intent to permanently deprive the owner of the vehicle that makes it theft. Without that it’s just joyriding.

Yeah but Goodell will lift it after two so he can play against the Browns

First, “Intentional” and “negligent” don’t belong in the same story together.

Second, this was intentional. Doesn’t even matter if he didn’t intend for the fan to get hit... he still intended for the ball to go in that direction. It’s the same thing as if he fired a gun randomly into a crowd and said “well I didn’t…