Wages are higher up on the priorities list, but not guaranteed. So the players could file a claim in the bankruptcy case, but anything left over after secured creditors get paid is likely to be minimal to nonexistent, so it’s doubtful that they’d see much of anything. As to the enforceability of contracts and their…

“bUt tHaT’s hOw I wAs rAiSEd aNd I tURnEd oUT oKay”

They do love to mash taters

Nice

If the pic is any indication, a case of Henny?

inb4 “dOxXiNg sUcKs”

The kids should be indicted too. It’s like when the Danny Almonte scandal was unearthed... everyone blamed the coach, but that kid knew damn well he was out there all 14 years old and playing Little League. Each one of these kids knew they were totally unqualified for the “sport” they were being admitted to play.

Damn, too slow.

“... there was an inappropriate comment made”

Yes, it was made, just out of the ether, rather than being formed by a living and presumably thinking human. So if you took offense to this spontaneously generated out of pocket comment, we regret your having done so.

Meanwhile the shocked campus police could only manage to splutter out “go to your room”? That’s some peak Mormon bland right there

Ross Mirkarimi? Is that you?

Sacramento: Looks like the Kings are gonna edge the Lakers out of the playoffs

2002 Game 6:  [makes double finger guns] that’s where you’re wrong, kiddo

Yeah surprising this story hasn’t been updated yet (10:47am PT)

Maybe not, if you were a chirpy frosted-tips Hobby Lobby church mom from Kenosha. I wonder if more than the few parents mentioned in this article actually thought there was anything off about these “awards.”

Yeah but always, fuck Baylor

Painting parties sound like fun. Although I know my friends and I would probably get too drunk and just paint the Led Zeppelin or Blue Oyster Cult logos, or a bunch of badly-drawn cocks and vaginae.

Have we ever considered whether Hitler wound up the way he did because everyone was traveling back from the 25th century to try to kill him as a child? I mean, it’s gotta be a tough way to grow up.

Don’t sleep on the Cleveland Steamers for next season though.

Signing your paper copy of a receipt doesn’t do anything. Nothing. Nada. The ONLY thing it is (supposed to be) used for is so that the person accepting your card can compare it to the signature on the back of card to see if it, to them in their own untrained eye, matches.

I mean there’s no reason it couldn’t be