Good assignment, or goodest assignment?

Give him a yellow tint that gets more and more saturated with every story. A urinary Jon Gruden.

How are you still stuck in the greys after heroically fixing such an obviously terrible omission? This should have been embedded in the story.

I was a frequent poster on SFGate 10-12 years ago and wound up making some IRL friends there that I still have. It quickly turned into a daycare for damaged idiots from the many deep red hells of America to complain about a city they’d never been to. Fuck that comments section in every hole.

She really did capture the essence of A’s fandom though.

Soon he’ll have moved into the invisible infrared spectrum and he’ll just be a heat source. The next Raiders story will require military night goggles to read.

I dunno but a guy trying to stick someone up with a vaguely L-shaped mass of cardboard and tape is kind of a joke tbh

Real talk though, with all these shitty dickhead refs in recent years, why hasn’t there been a single coach or player who’s decided to take the bullet and put one of them on the deck? It wouldn’t be that hard for a player to mis-run a route through a guy’s position, or “accidentally” run into an official on a pick and…

As a long-departed Westshore native who was just back for the Christmas week, FUCK. YOU.

Make an assessment!

This comment right here officer

Your sister is the first ND grad I've ever heard of who was notable for something other than being a quarterback. I'm not sure I was aware the school even awarded degrees.

In ENGLISH, please

Inb4 old man yelling at cloud

Snow is fairly rare in Cincinnati (source: went to college there) but it’s not exactly the most cosmopolitan place on earth. There are two ethnicities there: German, and hillbilly. I don’t think Puig falls too neatly into either category.

What a fucking liar. “Dozens” of dead 18-year-olds? I grew up near North Ridgeville and I don’t think there are dozens of LIVE 18-year-olds there. This is the kind of cop that tells drivers ed classes it’s illegal to drive in your bare feet.

With the added bonus of the fact that you’re probably less likely to get robbed in the parking lot of the Emeryville Denny’s than you are to get robbed in the Coliseum lot.

I was in tears after the part about the escaped zoo tiger. Wtf man. Well done

I too am wishing he’d been dealt to the AL but we really can’t get greedy, now can we.

Putting him on leave is the wrong move. The league should assign him to the next Bills game, and let Jerry Hughes know about it. Some of these officials need to learn the hard way.