This seems incredibly intrusive.

Truly a hair-raising experience.

“Well I didn’t have enough [tools], and that’s where I made my big mistake” - Mike Mulligan

I feel bad for that guy, too; he couldn’t spring for pizza?

That was my 8th grade football team. Unstoppable suck doesn’t begin to describe it. Coaches to players we all sucked.

If getting to be romantically involved with Olivia Munn means I have to throw nothing but ducks to opposing safety’s for four quarters, I’d take that job all day long.

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S CAN NOW GO BACK TO DOING THEY’RE JOB WHICH ISN”T A JOB BECAUSE THEIR STUDENT’S FIRST BUT THEY GET PAYED WITH A SCHOLARSHIP, IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY SHOULDN”T OF TAKEN THE JOB WAIT NOT JOB, THEIR EASILY REPLACED BUT IM UPSET AT THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM FOR SOME RASON.

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

Watch IV and V, and then don’t watch 10 hours of bad Star Wars movies after that.

Casey’s?

There's also the implication that comes with having your own spaceship.

Cheer up, Minnesota! You gave the world Atmosphere and Brother Ali. So yeah, thanks for that.

If you hit one of his teammates in the forehead, you better believe you're going to get some serious jawing from Peyton.

Vikings Lines, Ranked

I would've gone with Henry Rowengartner myself.