Primus sucks!

Gardenhoser?

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

That show is still the closest evidence we have that God does in fact live among us all.

I read this entire article before remembering why it would be published today.

Minnesota!? Dick Beardsley!? A couple of my favorite things on a Monday morning. Thanks Sarah!

Someone’s in a rude mood.

god. dammit.

thanks for bringin’ us along on that partner.

For “fun."

+1 child.

Tyler?

This seems true not only for politics but also anytime I say anything.

As someone living in Denver, I have to wholly apologize for the massive cloud of smug eminating from these parts that will surely cripple our national energy grid within the week.

Let’s cool it with the excessive accusations. We know he skipped study hall too.

+1 team.

I feel you bro. “Dream On” helped get me through my divorce.

Threatening someone with a bat really is from a bygone ERA.

“Old being an acronym for oxylaprodexatrin, a hallucinogenic plant extract that makes sex terrifying.” - Paul L’Astname

WORD. Thanks friend.