This happens to my partner and I a lot, even though we live in the bluest city in a very blue state. We’re both fairly femme, and we’re regularly hit on by waiters who think we’re two straight friends. When we correct them, sometimes they’re cool about it, but sometimes the whole “want some company?” thing comes up. A…

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…

You can't comfortably finger-bang with long nails. All I'm sayin'.