Let’s make sure to focus on what’s really important here: How does this affect Elliot’s fantasy draft stock? I’ve got a draft next week people.

You know what’s longer than 4 games in a row? 107 years in a row.

Wow good find, hand’t seen this one before. He’s a bad man.

Looking forward to the nightly Cardinals loss post....oh wait they’ve won four in a row?

“Remember me? I used to be famous? Please?”

So unnecessary yet so necessary.

I’m a white male. Am I still allowed to enjoy PokemonGo or Na?

Nice written uptalk in your first sentence.

Wow sounds like you know a lot about SOCCER.