His complaints about language are especially misplaced, considering his statements read like an etiquette manual that's been translated into Chinese and then back into English.

They must be rolling that out pretty slowly; I haven't seen them available at the ones I normally pass by.

I like it enough. The price is a little high, but there's a good selection of free toppings (grilled onions, mushrooms, A-1 or BBQ sauce, etc) and, as Hank points out, a simple order of fries gets you a mountain of deliciously greasy carbs.

You doing anything right now? Wanna hang out and just shrug at each other?

And somehow the CGI will be even more glaringly unconvincing on a small screen.

I, for one, welcome our new Foo overlords.

"Your music doesn't use distorted xylophone tracks or samples of wire hangers being run through a clothes dryer? Whatever, Dad."

Hell, I'm still sore about Jonny Greenwood's score for There Will Be Blood being shut out.

Hey AV Club: Why were my comments from yesterday placed under "Pending Moderation?" If they were genuinely offensive to anyone, please delete them. But if it has to do with acknowledging the person who started that particular thread, why would my comment be suspended but all others in the thread remain live?

The Academy is relentless in finding ways to refuse eligibility to actually good songs and scores. Thusly ensuring that only bland ballads and Bond themes get nominated. It's maybe the only thing they're good at.

He doxxes and threatens people for imagined slights.

A long, meandering non-apology that admitted his wrongdoing while still approaching it as some great dramatic tragedy that has befallen him. He also included multiple links to an FBI Internet Crime complaint form, for some reason.

Unfortunately, the Carrie part is also never funny.

But then who will lock me up in the cellar?

"Hmm, was it Bourdain? Naaah. Pretty sure it was Guy Fieri."
- C. Bramesco

We got a great big Kanye, ain't he a beautiful sight!

At the very least you have to give him this: He's the least embarrassing co-owner of Planet Hollywood.

Ass Station Zebra was easily Rock Hudson's worst movie.

Netflix Instant has it. It's actually a very good movie.

They also gave up on the musical aspect pretty quickly. I was promised a singing, dancing Christ.