Of course, then you have real scientists who’ve done real science and have discovered, shockingly, atmospheric conditions could reasonably explain the whole situation. But, that doesn’t fit Goodell’s reasoning for blowing $5 million, so the league ignores it. And the phone wasn’t needed by Wells, until its decided it…

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

Why don't the USA women's team say anything? They must support migrants getting killed since they do.

You sound like fun. We should go to parties and ruin them together.

Judging from your humorless tone, do you, perhaps work in accounting?

I like to think of him as our own Carl Brutananadilewski.

You know, I like Jezebel. But if I were them—considering what happened, oh, just a day ago—I’d probably lay off the ethically-dubious assaults on people’s sexuality for at least a week or two.

Hello,

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

Pluto also has the same amount of Super Bowls wins as Minnesota.

Fair point. At the same time, I’m all for threats of violence actually ending in violence.

This person would make a great Disney villain.

13 in 10 sentences.

God, you fucking people. How did you not see every second of that episode was mercilessly mocking those tired cliched sitcom tropes?

Totally missed the point, there. “Raising Gazorpazorp” mocks all of those sterotypes.

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

The Bucs plan on educating Wilson on how to safely handle fireworks by immediately releasing him.

A rake, a broom, a baseball bat, a well-thrown rock, a lethal trap, fire, or rat poison would also have killed those rats.

I blame y'all for helping to further the pussification of basketball.

If football players took those pushes like they do in an actual game, both teams would've fell down after that brief encounter.