Shut up, pussy.

He’s one man. Quit obsessing over him. Also, your morality play is tiresome.

You forgot the hashtag.

Jay-Z has always sucked as a rap talent, but he was embraced by the NYC market and that’s all he needed. He’s a hell of a business man/promotor/exploiter of others.

It’s noon somewhere.

Typical Gawker hypocrite.

Get your balls out of your purse, Burneko,

Racist bigot.

Racist bigot.

I’m replying to a bad parent.

Children are more likely to be killed by their mothers than their fathers. #NOTALLWOMEN THOUGH!

Glad he meets your approval! LOL

The fact that you think you need allies undermines your entire cause.

Thank god you’re here! We need you to tell us how to act and conform!

Said the man acting like a baby on the internet. GOOD KINJA!

So, you just got on your soapbox, lectured about being an adult and not screaming at people about background shit, and then finished with “Fuck that guy”. That is beyond good Kinja. That is TERRIFIC Kinja.

This is worth many stars.

But B\but but Iowa is filled with evil redneck Republicans! It’s offensive for a Gawker media site to run a story that casts Iowans in a positive light~!! OMG, I think you’ve triggered some micro aggressions against me! I’m telling my history professor!

That acronym is reserved for Estimated Time of Arrival. Please find another way to be lazy.

Oh look, someone is trying to justify banging people outside of a monogamous relationship. Good stuff.