Said the man acting like a baby on the internet. GOOD KINJA!

So, you just got on your soapbox, lectured about being an adult and not screaming at people about background shit, and then finished with “Fuck that guy”. That is beyond good Kinja. That is TERRIFIC Kinja.

This is worth many stars.

But B\but but Iowa is filled with evil redneck Republicans! It’s offensive for a Gawker media site to run a story that casts Iowans in a positive light~!! OMG, I think you’ve triggered some micro aggressions against me! I’m telling my history professor!

That acronym is reserved for Estimated Time of Arrival. Please find another way to be lazy.

Oh look, someone is trying to justify banging people outside of a monogamous relationship. Good stuff.

She is. It’s STD. Read a book once in a while.

The animated self-loathing piece soggy milk toast known as Tom Ley everybody!

Does it make you particularly angry when you menstruate?

Have fun being lonely.

I hope you enjoy cats and nursing homes.

White people are evil. Only brown skinned people deserve our respect and admiration!

It’s because you’re stupid. But you probably knew that.

This is the internet. Time means nothing here.

Hot Take! So edgy, so fresh. We shall overcome by mocking the Zeitgeist of the past!

Oh wow, you used a curse word in your acronym! That’s so edgy and fresh! Viral for sure!

Cool vision, pedophile.

If he was putting anyone else in harms way (including the cop) then it was worth killing him.

They’re only the dumbest person in the room after you leave.

Have you sucked your quota of dicks not specific to a particular vocation today?