PC garbage.

Pathetic. Try getting a job and taking care of your kids 50/50. That’s manly shit, you slacker.

I’ll be pissed if I don’t win this auction.

Go fuck a hockey stick.

DNA test says He.

I’ve notified Jezebel that you treat punching a woman differently than punching a man. Prepare to be smeared for mansplaining.

I’ve notified Jezebel that you treat punching a woman differently than punching a man. Prepare to be smeared for mansplaining.

OMG you’re so progressive! That’s awesome!

When you’re wrong, you’re horribly wrong. TL;DR: You’re wrong.

Lighten up, Francis.

Trains run on tracks, it’s impossible to drive them anywhere except forward and backwards on an expected route. Bait your hook and fish out a new analogy, consumer. The chaos of family and children is a wonderful reminder that work related goals and social interactions with other childless consumers are empty and…

Statistically speaking, you’re probably not.

No, you don’t.

People without children are trainwrecks. Grow up and have kids, loser.

Maybe you just aren’t fun to talk to.

I heard from a guy who heard from another guy that Bill Belichick has a video of Dez Bryant videotaping Colts GM Ryan Grigson letting air out of the balls while holding a rifle on a grassy knoll in Dallas.

LOL U SAD BRO?