Glad to see Jon is living up to his lyrics. The Bills are "Born in the USA!" Now the fans can buy "Little Pink Houses" right next to the stadium and know their team will still be there. It doesn't matter that "867-5309" is probably the Bills all-time record, they are staying in Buffalo. I'll go tell "Jessie's…

There is, but you gotta get deep in there to find it.

Meanwhile, a bunch of disadvantaged deaf kids still don't get what so great about "that Seattle team."

I always had a feeling that a lot of that stuff Kluwe said was blown out of proportion. The internet was willing to listen because "Hey! Here's a REDDITOR. He plays WORLD OF WARCRAFT. HES JUST LIKE US".

Look, I like Kluwe. I started following him on twitter and even watched him stream video games once (where he was engaging and talkative and jovial to the twitch.tv people), and think he's an intelligent guy I'd love to grab a beer with and pick his brain and all that.

And for lying. It seems unlikely he'd forget making a comment like that given the level of attention being paid to hate for homosexuals in recent years. I know when I make a non-pc statement I immediately regret it and never forget it.

Kluwe got cut because they could replace him with a younger, cheaper punter who wasn't a distraction. They did not cut him because they were offended by his LGBT rights activism. If anything, if he went the other way and was a loud anti-gay rights opponent, he would have been cut immediately.

As a proponent of gay marriage, let me say fuck Chris Kluwe

The real victims are those of us who have to read the played out phrase "hot take(s)".

kluwe will settle down once warlords of draenor is released

But more importantly, is Teddy Ballgame starting this year, because that offense can be stacked!

"There is consistent and weighty evidence from the record, mostly from Kluwe himself, that he viewed his performance as a member of the Vikings in an inflated manner. For instance, Kluwe, in at least one article, described himself as a very good punter."

Kluwe went on to add that the Vikings had a small penis, and the Vikings shot back that Kluwe cries after sex.

He's really taken a turn for the worst since Michael Sam stole his thunder as the face of gay rights in football. Seems desperate to remain relevant.

Defensive Coordinator Saunters into Home with 3 Pizzas & Stuffed Animal

She's fucking someone else, bro.

I'm glad they kept it concise by just hitting some of the bigger names. It would have been tedious to include the entire Astros roster.

"He's an inspiration to us all."

You'd think he needs medical help for mental health if he keeps making these irrational choices, but then you find out he attacked his lawyer.

Totally unsubstantiated, armchair psychologist theory: His wife is very a funny writer and has achieved quite a bit of success based off her Twitter alone. Perhaps Biggs is a bit jealous or threatened or competitive? Anything you can do, I can do better, etc. (Except he can't.)