Ban California.

We had a few foreigners on my college team. They were affectionately referred to as "covered wagons."

You disgusting motherfucker.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

So now they're the Edskins? You meant Dan Gilbert.

Well yes, but you have a sense of self esteem and self worth, something Cleveland sports fans completely lack.

the fans aren't feeding the writers with this information. it comes from the players & more likely the team. These reports cite "team sources" not butt-hurt fans.

Meh. It's not that bad. It's a fine city, full of Southern hospitality and enough jorts to get you from there to the moon.

Why couldn't you have provided this sage life advice six years ago?

The district viewed video of the lap dance on a cell phone video.

I having trouble believing that in the great state of Florida an adult would bring booze to a underage party, twerk, and soil the integrity of the great sport of Soccer....I'm gonna have to see that video...

Have sex with the slightly overweight friend.

If Love is in his final year before definitely leaving you and Wiggins can be under your control for 8 years? Yeah.

Nothing douchey about an E30 Bimmer man. Get your douchemobiles right.

Who can make the smallest face?

Drew, were you nervous to be seen by tens of people?