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The only evidence of just how far the culture has fallen is that this article was ever pitched and written... or that you have a job at all, Haisley.

Your work is remarkably consistent in that it draws incorrect conclusions about things you think you understand but really don’t, over and over. Bravo! You might just find yourself a place in the Trump administration!

VALUES AND MORES

I demand that all future bear Friday posts be given similar treatment.

clearly she is lying because gay people can’t be assholes the same way literally everyone else is

I was looking for something to be outraged about this morning and I’ve decided that this isn’t the thing. 

*Writes blog about how Simmons thinks he’s more important than he actually is.

Eat shit Worf.

$2.00? That’s a lot, that’s Deadspin’s budget that’d cover like 3 and a half pictures of Johnny Manziel’s donger.

Where does getting savagely burned by Ted Cruz fit on the list?

Also, Deadspin went down to Ted Fucking Cruz

Another hard-hitting report, exposing the powerful and harassing the workaday schmo.

When asked to make statements contrary to the goals of their employer, I was shocked that no one stood up for those impacted by their company’s egregious behavior.

tbqh, i imagine 99% of the people there were just annoyed they had to walk through protesters to go to/from work, and not your made-up hook that they actually felt some sort of deeply held guilt

It’s really a shame the Sixers didn’t keep Evan Turner, Spencer Hawes and Andre Iguodala and keep making runs at the 7 seed, though.

it sure makes calls, doesn’t it

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.