yeah ... you sure told us! I feel owned.

Edgy 

Literally what is interesting about the lamest possible “lol u mad” trolling

He could’ve at least come somewhere close. Or just shut the fuck up. But nope! Down’s Syndrome! Ladies be shoppin’, amirite?

Oh, honey.

Just think about how much of an upgrade that is over Nathan Peterman!

Pictured: McDermott reviewing tape of Peterman

Also, [makes-fart-noise-with-hands] with a quick followup of [jack-off motion].

tl;dr

What a sackless show. The right thing to do here is to take Norm to task for the shitty things he said. But Fallon is incapable of an interview that involves something other playing air guitar, tousling hair and giggling.

‘Remember that time I punched you in the nose, and your nose broke? I’m sorry you have such a weak nose.’

Just get rid of the ‘if’ and ‘sounded like’, and I would accept Norm’s apology. I like Norm. But ‘the shitty thing I said sounds like it might have hurt your sensitive feelings and I’m sorry your feelings are that sensitive’ is total bullshit.

but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake

Strangely, right now would be a great time for a good investigative look at the causes of the OKC bombing and the network of far-right, white supremacist militia leaders who at least knew about the bombing before it happened, and more than likely provided help to McVeigh. Instead Politico is offering the dangers of ga…

Jesus Christ.

A lumpy chinstrap getting his ass handed to him by an old man isn’t political violence.

Look, if I’d known this punk rock performance might contain disrespectful words directed toward oppressive authority figures, I never would’ve come.

Getting your ass kicked by Mike Ness, apparently.

That’s a duck, racist

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