I only had a few minutes before my boss returned, I had to act fast! It's funny, my boss saved the order for me to fill because he remembered that I "was into politics," not realizing I was on the opposite end of the political spectrum from Kissinger. I copied Kissinger's wife's credit card info and kept it for a…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I was working at a kid's bookstore when the DNC came to Boston, and a TON of celebs were in town for it, weirdly. I saw Larry King (no lie he was walking alone downtown, talking to himself), and one day at the bookstore a bunch of us workers were standing around, not being remotely helpful to any patrons, discussing…

I was once in line for a movie and noticed Laura Linney was in front of me in line. Then I looked behind me and saw Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and Susan Sarandon being BFFs (with each other, Laura Linney was not invited to their party).

My sister Claire snuck out of her kindergarten classroom with a pair of safety scissors one afternoon & cut her bangs down to 1 cm stubs. The day before picture day. She had white blonde hair as a child, cut in a bob. By the time she was done, her bangs looked a bit like Guy Fieri, minus the gel & tacky roots. By the…

I've been regularly having to stomp down the rage I feel about this last election and the poor turnout by progressives. Marching, petitions, etc. get attention to issues, but if you don't vote, the reactionaries will just keep pushing their hate agendas.

Also, one other fun fact: the proposed laws state that any judge who overturns them will be removed and that the plaintiffs will have to pay for all court costs and labor fees for both sides.

Bitchy, yes. But unfounded? No.

I also had this thought along the lines of "You'd think that, of all places, Oklahoma would have laws against mules renting wigs."

The thing that has me scratching my head (not really, I know why) is that, if homosexuality is a choice, as I'm sure this woman and her supporters believe, then why does conversion therapy even need to be a thing ? You can choose to be a cab driver, but if you want to change careers and become a bartender, you don't…

That's the thing, though - she clearly and openly stands for this hateful bullshit and people vote for her. So do we fear HER or do we fear the folks who voted for her?

Decades later and she's still trying to get her revenge on the young man who did that to her hair, right?

I'm not even going to speak to the hatefulness of this shit here. Clearly, that's obvious to anyone with half a fucking brain.

I thought I was dying once, but I had just eaten some dragonfruit. Red pee is terrifying.

Girl you're veering into humble brag territory ! Some of us were DEEPLY unfuckable as teens. SO HORNY BUT SO UNATTRACTIVE.

Ohmygodimpeeingblood oh no, wait, I had beetroot salad for lunch. The ups and downs of the beetroot loving lifestyle

I thought it was a hip term for smoking weed.

You never forget your first time.

I was 20 years old and had just moved into a new dorm in a new neighborhood at a new school. I had no friends in Brooklyn whatsoever and began to date my boyfriend maybe four days after moving. (We moved fast but we are also moving into our first apartment together on Tuesday, so it…

Yeah, I got really confused and thought she was referring to this at first: